so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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