ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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