chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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