So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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