In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Sober January is a disaster.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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