Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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