Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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