So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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