it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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