Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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