super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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