Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Also, beer. Big fan.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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