gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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