There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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