The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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