he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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