And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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