i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I want a musical about memes.
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