this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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