I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize
