This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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