scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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