Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I need to wash the frat house off of me
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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