I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm too high and old for this...
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