Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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