My first STD was from a foam party
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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