I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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