My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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