Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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