Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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