I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's the barista slut.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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