god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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