Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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