oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I love having hate sex.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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