girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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