Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I need a burrito and a hug.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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