Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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