I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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