did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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