Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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