Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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