He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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