Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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