I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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