i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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