Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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