so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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