He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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