It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Randomize
