The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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