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just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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