We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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