If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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