Sponge bath it is.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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